Life of Scott

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Thursday, February 28, 2008

Shower Songs

This morning while brushing my teeth, I heard Amanda singing inside the shower:

I'm a dirty little girl
Just trying to get a nut
I never take a shower
And never clean my butt

I'm a dirty little girl
I do what I like
You should smell my seat
After I ride my bike

Now put it to the tune of Neil Young's "Dirty Old Man" and you have my morning soundtrack.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm the best girlfriend
And a great singer
Scott is just as gross
And plays with his dinger...

10:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude, you have got the coolest girlfriend! Can I have her digits?

11:28 AM  
Blogger Scott said...

No you cannot have her digits. She is not allowed to talk on the phone.

5:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you should be cut off

11:19 PM  

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