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Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Humor School

I have been coaching Amanda for some time on what is funny and what is decidedly NOT funny. Who am I to tell her what is funny?, you ask. Well I have no answer for that.

But she thinks it is hilarious to insert wrong words in otherwise familiar phrases. Usually, the words are butt, fart, cockballs, and vagina. Here are some examples.

Scott: Let's go to the Cleveland Museum of Art.
Amanda: More like the Cleveland Museum of Fart!

Scott (in church): Silent night, holy night.
Amanda (after church): Silent fart, holy fart!

Scott: What are you eating?
Amanda: Pee nuts.
Scott: ...
Amanda: With a glass of semen.
Scott: ...
Scott: Cock shit penis ballslut!

Some of her favorite songs:
Poop Goes the Weasel
Go Tell It on the Butthole
Swing Low, Sweet Vagina

Her favorite foods:
Poopcorn (aka Colonel Poopcorn)
Ham Wallet and Fromunda Cheese Sandwiches

I try to tell her she cannot just stick a dirty word into a sentence and expect it to be funny, but she cares about as much as you'd expect from someone who just said, "It sure is cold out rear."

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

COCKBALLS! HAHAHAHA! Good one, honey!

8:33 AM  
Blogger Craig said...

Grow up.

3:54 PM  

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