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Wednesday, August 02, 2006

The President Is Coming to Town!

President Bush is coming to town tomorrow! This is because Lake County has been declared in a state of emergency. All the flooding has ruined hundreds of thousands of homes. Mosquitos are also infesting the place and eating children because of all the standing water.

Rumor has it that because the war effort in Iran is going more slowly than anticipated and our hands are tied with Israel, Bush is going to declare war on the flood to install a democracy. There is also a standing order to use small arms on any mosquito caught touching civilian skin. So fuck you, flood! Fuck you, mosquitos! Support our troops!


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