Life of Scott

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Thursday, July 20, 2006

True Milk Carton Faces #1

I will be periodically posting the true stories behind the children that are supposedly missing that used to show up on milk cartons. I guess the modern equivalent would be those Advo mailers. So here is the truth behind one missing boy:

There once was a boy who loved the moon so much he built a spaceship to visit it. He did not think to ask anyone about the atmospheric conditions of the moon, so he was sorely suprised when he got there. Soon after exiting his homemade spaceship, he ceased to exist in the living world. Because his mode of egress was a ladder, he exited his ship in reverse, which means his butt was the first thing to enter the vacuous space around our favorite satellite, so his blood and lungs were sucked out through his ass.


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