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Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Insects and Boats

Everyone says that insect are the most successful class of any kingdom because there are over 10,000 of them for every one human. But I have never seen an ant with a boat and a trophy wife. Which is the most obvious measure of success. They only ever have a pile of sand and one female for every 6,000 males. This sounds like failure as a species to me.

Then you think about the abomination that is the mosquito. Or any animal dumb enough to get caught by a non-neural organism (Venus Fly Trap). And the moth -- even after watching countless of its brethren fly into the campfire, it continues onward. "Strange how the last several moths became bright and squealing, and then turned into dust. I better investigate...."

I hereby declare insects NOT the most successful class of any kingdom. Instead, they will be heretofore known simply as, STUPID.

3 Comments:

Blogger Evan said...

Insects are part of Kingdom Animalia and not a kingdom separate from humans. But, they are under Phylum Arthropoda instead of Phylum Chordata.

7:58 PM  
Anonymous Joe said...

Duh.

4:13 PM  
Blogger Scott said...

You are both dumb crapfarts.

4:17 PM  

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